Because on our roads it would be pretty much hovering the entire time.

I suggest that from now on, all new cars should have a mandatory manual. Shifting gears yourself requires more attention, more involvement when driving.

If you text and drive, Fuck you.

Box of sex toys.

No, GELLA, the world will continue without us humans one day, and it will be a much better place.

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My thick fog tip:

Now I want 6 point. Why I want racing harness in my DD? Because I’m an idiot. But still want it...

You shouldn’t take a hammer to your iPhone, it voids the warran-

that goes to show you how effective the crumple zones are on modern cars. They impacted the entire front of that car, and you can just tell the passenger cabin was starting to buckle. Probably had the engine being pushed into it.

Yeah, click it or die horribly would be a much better campaign.

For real. Unless I was driving on a frozen lake (hey, I’ve actually done this in Northern BC more than once) or something similar I can’t think of any possible reason where it would be safer to trade off impact safety of a seatbelt for ease of escape.

MRA Defense Squad en route. Excuses in T-minus 5..4..3..

Good.

this is fair. and ya, i found deadspin seven months ago so this was a natural outgrowth. i sincerely try to keep my confusion and bullshit to a minimum. not so much when talking to the dudebros over there.

Jez has plenty of hetero male commenters. It’s had some hetero male writers, too. If hetero males “aren’t allowed” on the site, everyone is doing a spectacularly shitty job of enforcing that rule.

Dude, if you don’t want to see her tits and ass, then don’t follow her on instagram. No one is putting a gun to your head, forcing you to join social media. So nice try, but I’m not buying it. Oh, and if you’re talking about real life, please know this... No woman, no matter how much her tits or ass is hanging out was…

Bless you for trying to get through to some dungeon-inhabiting trollbeast, but honestly, it’s probably a waste of breath. Some dudes will never fucking get it.

Ugh, I’ve been there. I had a family friend who cheated on her husband for several years, and I can’t tell you how many times I thought about sending him an anonymous letter. He eventually figured it out on his own, but I still felt like shit for not saying something because he was such a nice guy (and honestly, loads…