Nah uh. When he left Canada he was a sweet, adorable boy. This is all on you.

Oh, fuck the hell off, Bieber.

570,000 signatures in a country of 64 million. Causing the legal requirement of a debate in parliament that will not result in a ban.

So what should Obama have done when Netanyahu took the disrespectful and unprecedented step of entering this country and speaking before congress without the president’s permission and blessing. No world leader has done that before. It’s unheard of. And possibly illegal. It’s equivalent to spitting in the president’s…

Incidentally the Scottish Parliament are probably having a similar argument - they want people to invest in Scotland but also do not much like the gerbil-merkin in chief.

Footnote - based on the fact that is is very unlikely he would be banned, it is something of a hissy fit. Unless they are trying to make it come…

Yeah, the ‘millions’ who support Trump are exactly the ones you WANT to have alienated. Like, to Venus.

Not like he hasn’t done the whole petulant loser thing before:

“Think of it this way, they’re not punishing people for driving a competition vehicle, they’re just rewarding those that buy the products they make.”

Yeah, like any of them have ever or will ever leave the country. Likely, they have never even left their states.

To the contrary, if they’re looking to create a place where I could be absolutely 100% guaranteed to not run into Donald Trump, I’d be looking up airfare costs tomorrow.

For anyone else i would agree. But this is classic Trump being a whiny petulant child, as he always is when he dosen’t get his way. Remember when he threatened to boycott one of the debates unless CNN payed him 5 million dollars? When they refused he went anyway. This is not who we need in the White House.

Trump is surprisingly down on wind turbines considering he could power several with all the hot air he emits.

If only Trump’s father had pulled out.

So, wait - the guy that wants to ban the world’s largest religion from entering a country is mad because he might not be able to enter a country? Damn, irony, you nasty.

That’s the solution! BABIES NEED TO EAT WENDY!

Last I heard, everybody has them.

Planning to breastfeed, if I can, after I deliver in April. If anyone anywhere wants to give me stink eye, I intend to engage in unbroken eye contact until they give up and slink away like a little bitch ;P

What is there to even see? I see a kid’s head and no more boob than you’d see on a lot of red carpets.

Simple solution then, don't fucking look.

Thank you! It was quite a low-hanging fruit, but it was fun writing it!