nightobeisance
nightobeisance
nightobeisance

I would like to apologize on the behalf of New Zealand for this horrible excuse for a human being. Most of us a better than that filth.

If I was more capable I would make a GIF that loops the car crashing over and over again, with the before captioned "Lifan" and the after captioned "Life off."

Eww. Just eww. As a JHS teacher, allow me to be very clear: if a student shows any kind of inappropriate interest (and sometimes they do), YOU BE THE ADULT. You tell them it is not appropriate. You arrange for the two of you to never be alone in the same space. You let your department head/supervisor/administrators

Goddamn those things go from zero-to-plaid faster than I can poop my pants.

Tiffany's not the gross one here.

My regret is you didn't fart the entire national anthem on him in a dutch oven.

Hey, keep being completely clueless about the basic concept of a hate crime. I know it's really hard for some people to wrap their heads around, you're doing great....

Look, if you felt that this wasn't pertinent to your interest, why the fuck did you click on it? Don't go bitching about why or how something was posted— if you don't like it, don't read it.

The reason theres a pride movement is because so many people still think that someone should feel bad for being LGBT. I don't think you can get upset about people being proud of their sexualiy until society stops making a huge deal of being gay. There's still camps and therapists that people send their children to try

Why does it make you so uncomfortable for minorities to celebrate what makes them different? Is there something different about being proud of one's orientation, instead of one's religion, national background, etc.? Why does it bother you? Because this is really about your discomfort, not about my pride — I'm proud of

An illegal street race between a Lamborghini Murcielago and several Ferraris in southern Germany turned fatal yesterday, when the Lamborghini crashed and burned.

Holy crap! It's an ancient link to a short article written in 2008 that had a sample pool of 41 people, most of whom were young adults! Go scientific method go! That must be an amazingly accurate study! I'm sure the age skew, small sample size, and SIX YEARS of new technology won't have any bearing on it whatsoever!

100%. I am a traditional girl, can count my sexual partners on one hand, and I am in my early 30s. I am quite happy this way.

Tell that to Joint Task Force 2. And you can call it anything you want (I'm not actually a Canadian yet, though I live here), but you're going to look stupid. If you're okay with that, then I guess you should go right ahead.

It is intense...unless, of course, you are a surviving relative of the woman and child killed. Then maybe it is simply justice.

Hi! Motorcycle rider here: when you ride, you ride like everyone around you is trying to kill you, you ride at a speed where you can safely swerve around debris, broken down cars, animals, whatever may end up on the highway that running into will definitely kill you. This man was speeding grossly and therefore was

It is absolutely still a monumentally dumb decision, but his speed certainly plays a role in his ability to stop in a timely fashion and generally should be a mitigating circumstance in her sentencing.

Ugh. My partner is fat and is the sort of person who would be mortified if someone did anything to acknowledge him in any way (short of not moving as if he was jogging or something), so I definitely am on the side of not giving a thumbs up.

I always go for matching, neon colored tie dye shirts. They're like little beacons in the madness.

Speaking as any normal thinking human, she sounds like a dumb cunt.