For REAL that at least guys in their 30s can be annoying lays due to that condom allergy — so much so that when I became single again after a long relationship that I look for guys in their 40s even if a 30something is benevolent enough to attempt this 41 yo ;-). I’m not wasting time arguing about condoms and the guys…

“into my underpants nightclub”

I really liked this piece — I think it does a good job of bringing out some nuances around trying to be a good, diligent partner. That said, I really need to point out some trends in the comments section that are representative of what happens in every comments section on the topic of sexual behavior.

Cecily is comedy goddess. I don’t understand why she was so MIA.

I think Cecily is one of the strongest people on the show right now, I don’t understand why she isn’t being used more. She creates really weird, funny characters that the others just don’t seem to be able to do.

I agree - I felt like this was definitely one of the stronger episodes in a long time. The sketches were weird and funny - it was a nice change of pace. Weekend Update continues to be the weakest part of the show though and there is a serious lack of funny characters. The only ones I like are the ones Cecily does (the…

My only complaint with the show (mainly because for me, I don’t expect much - it’s a low bar) was with the almost total absence of Cecily Strong. “Girl you wish you.... “, come back, please!

I’m not watching at the moment, but I’m realizing how much fun you could have with people who are reading this and watching later. Like “OMFG, Did Donald Trump really just walk into Leviticus???” or “Is Neil DeGrasse Tyson really playing Lucious’ father in that flashback?”

A head in a box! A head in a damn box! Ahhahahaha what?

Cookie’s jacket.

Sorry, I believe marriage should only be between bottles of ketchup. All other forms of marriage are an abomination unto Grodd. Don’t get me started on catsup rights.

I like you. I really do.

When I hand it to her, I tell her, “No charge for the extra blood!” She doesn’t even blink, snatches the package and leaves.

I respect your position. Myself, I couldn’t see myself being friends with anyone that cares that much. I have a three-syllable name and I’ve never been bothered by people shortening it, it seems like a small thing to be prickly about especially socially.

How do we know that this wasn’t her plan all along? “Wrong turn,” my foot. Who goes around with eight pounds of fruit in their car? And their son knew they were going to visit him for Mother’s Day. They disappear and no alarms are being sent up? They didn’t have a phone? No one passed them on the road? It’s not like…

Giant red flag here: prior to the court case, all the father’s visits with the kids were supervised. He’s either abusive or wildly unstable if that’s the case, and that decision would not have been made based on the mother hating him and/or the kids being brainwashed. Generally supervised visits mean “you’re a failure…

Given that their father left them in jail not allowed to see one another or have their mom or any of her family visit while he fucked off out of the country for two weeks, I’m entirely willing to believe they’ve got damn good reasons for wanting nothing to do with him.

Is she fucking the father? That's the only theory I can come up with for why this vile moron seems more concerned about the father getting what he wants instead of what's best for the kids. Judges like her are evil. That sounds hyperbolic but until you've dealt with a judge or a police officer or any person with…

It’s also really common for kids to (of their own volition!) not like a parent and not feel safe with them. All those kids are old enough to have their own opinions. I can’t tell you how shitty it is to be told by the court that because you are not 18, it is impossible that you would have any independent thought and…

He’s backing what he sees as freedom of speech; it’s pretty clear he does not agree with bigotry.