They're both not as terrible as buttne

that’s the number of the song in the juke box that Aria and Ezra talked about the first time they met

Who else has/had the “If we aren’t married by age 40 we’ll marry each other” friend? This seems a better way to go...

Well the next shitty Adam Sandler Netflix movie just wrote itself.

See I think this is a silly attitude. It’s a landmark (and a very cool one), get over it! I’m from Sydney and I don’t complain about tourists taking photos in front of the Opera House or Harbour Bridge or anywhere else. I think it’s nice. I’m proud that people love things in my city. I’ve been to Chicago and taken…

It’s not Willis tower, it’s a Sears tower forever. Best part is when locals post pictures of bean. Agree, there are way more to Chicago than a bean.

I could see her maybe having had one for charity work. Her account would have only followed charities and not really any other celebrities. Or maybe one that her publicist had set up that only was used to promote her work and she never actually tweeted on. Either way, her feed would be very boring. Definitely would…

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You were on Cash Cab? I’m going to need some more information about that.

As Chris Rock once pointed out: Even cockroaches have kids. So breeding isn’t really a measure of your value as a person nor as an adult.

Lol right! I just feel.... I dunno, I just feel like it’s immature of me (dare I say, selfish??) to not want to have kids, like “grow up Zukka”

Nah I actually enjoy kids! Just, you know, in mild doses. Everything in moderation, and all that.

I read so much about having kids, and the more and more I read about it, the less and less I ever want kids. But then I think “holy crap Zukka, what the hell is wrong with you, do you want be to that crazy old bachelor who ends up living on the top of a mountain alone?!” and then I think “maybe I should have kids- I’d…

Listen, I appreciate the sentiment here, but parents treat you differently once they have kids and you don’t.
It’s the way of things. Their new family is at the apex of their concerns.
You have a simulacrum of your previous relationship; it’s not lost, entirely, but it will never be what it was.
You can’t have it all.…

As the parent of a child who NEVER wears pajama on “pajama day” but DID wear a dinosaur costume to the Christmas party - yeah, the other parents TOTALLY talked shit about the parents whose kid went as a hotdog.

Am I the only one who didn’t have princess day in my ballet class?

So, she totally rebuffed his flirting and he’s taking his hurt fee-fees to the media, right?

Thank you! As luck would have it, I just got off the phone with the hospital and I’m getting the test done on Thursday.

At first they were trying to confirm an ultrasound and said that if *this* doctor thinks I need the zika testing then they’d schedule it after my (totally unnecessary) ultrasound. But I busted out…

How do you get an annulment after 24 years and 4 kids? I do not understand annulments.

Not knowing anything about their respective platforms, is it petty of me to hope they both lose? Getting an annulment after 24 years of marriage to avoid spousal or child support is slime-ball enough for me.