As a cyclist I know it only takes one fixie bro running a red to give us all a bad reputation, but just this week, I had a guy flip out on me because he wanted to merge to a right turning lane and I had right of way while hugging the curve. I delayed his life on a Sunday morning by seconds but he acts like I grabbed…

Jeffrey Dahmer gets caught: “Wait I was just about to mail these college applications”

Cops: “Aww shucks, I’d hate to arrest such a promising young man!  We’re gonna let you off with a warning this time.”

aspirations

Another “promising young man” we’ve heard so much about who can’t be punished for destroying other people’s lives.

He’s not going to jail. We all know how this sorry tale ends.

Fuck the little fucking fuck and his “college aspirations”. Aggressive pinheaded dickheads like him don’t deserve the privilege of operating a motor vehicle.

He means “My client is a WHITE BOY. ”

There was this kid in my class, he was bragging about how he only got a month in jail for his DUI. He was supposed to be there for longer but he told the judge he was going to college so he let him out if he stayed out of trouble.

Sounds like the excuses they make for letting college guys off the hook for rape, “Why should a momentary bad decision ruin this promising young man’s life?”

Yeah, I’m sure pretty much all of the cyclists had “Not having their bones held together with screws aspirations”

Community college, they acting like he’s going to Yale or somthing.

I will say it again, and until the day I die: fuck convicted rapist Brock Turner, and I’m glad a professor (I forget her name and for what university) literally put his name and picture next to a textbook definition of "rapist.” No matter how good a swimmer he is, may he never outrun that label.

The cyclists were part of a large group of athletes training for an upcoming Ironman Texas competition. They were already 75 miles or so into their training ride that morning...

Its the type of stuff we always say-what it really means is we are telling the court that this is not a going to be a career criminal. 

What they meant to say is my client is white and rich so lol to anything happening to him.  

*My client is white.*

I aspire to clean the other half of my garage before winter. It doesn’t mean it’s going to happen.

I was once a young man in high school with college aspirations.

“He’s a very new and inexperienced driver gunowner. His firing indiscriminately near those people did not involve any criminal intent. This was a serious accident.”

What you have to understand about Conservatism is at its core, it is about preserving an in-group protected by the law but not bound by it, and an out-group bound by the law but not protected by it.