Well, he literally refers to himself in the third person as “Law Enforcement”, so unfortunately this is closer to literal truth than satire

Body bag or isolation cube Pregnant Woman? Makes no difference to me

They think the world is a prison and they are the prison guards.

if i were in the market for a small car, this would seriously be number 1 in my list of considerations too.... alot of truck people keep complaining how this isnt enough truck for them, but they completely neglect the fact that this isnt really going after the main truck market... it’s going after the small car/CUV…

Just time and again the question is: What the fuck are cops thinking?!?

So this piece of shit almost killed a woman and her unborn child because she was speeding.

Missed opportunity for the Ford Active Replaceable Tether System.

I look forward to future results considering Rule 34.

That is one happy circus bear.

I blew a latex tube in a track bike tire (at the velodrome, natch) at like 165psi or something (you run high pressures at the velodrome because it’s smooth enough to be faster).

My dad recently showed me the ratchet strap method on a lawn tractor tire. I used to think (and still do) that man can fix anything.

An entire Jalop post dedicated to my father. Who knew?

About 9/16 end wrenches? Today, not so much. Pretty much anything newer than the 90's is required to have auto-adjusting slack adjusters. Typically they don’t have 9/16th adjusters. My truck/trailer for instance has 5/16th adjusters.

If you really want to get excited about air brakes, wait until you blow the side out of a brake can while trying to stop a truck with a 12 ton load.

THIS is the kind of shit I want to see on Jalopnik.

interesting...

I’ll expand some. I worked in a school bus shop for a while, and when I first started I wondered this exact thing and even asked a tech that.

Tom is also clearly a comic book nerd.

Great post as always David. 

This is good Jalop.