I don’t know if Liz Phair can act but it’s always been a dream casting idea of mine to have her and Alicia Silverstone play sisters.  

His daughter is still quite the catch. She does have some sinister breath. Must have eaten some Funyuns or something. 

They can both get in line behind Bobcat Goldthwait.

Burton doesn't need the Star Trek familiarity... For Jeopardy!, he'd be pulling from his time on Reading Rainbow which would be far more of a plus on this resume.

The obvious choice is Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek .Forever.

Wallace Shawn would like a word. 

Mayim “I actually have a PhD, have I told you about it?” Bialik belongs second to last, only above Dr. Oz. She’s an anti-vax sympathizer who is currently doing commercials for some brain health supplement snake oil too.

Because it was fake.

I don’t know much about boxing but how the hell did Logan Paul go the distance with Mayweather? At least with pro wrestling most of the audience knows it’s fake going in so they try to put on an entertaining show.

Is that any way to talk about America’s future President?

Dear Kotaku:

It took me until the last sentence to figure out whether we were talking about Mayweather or Paul.

I get it, it’s tangentially related to things this site would cover because it’s Pokemon related, but do we really have to keep giving this dude mindshare, not just here, but like, in general? The only reason this guy gets to keep doing the dumb shit he gets to do, while getting even richer, is because everyone keeps…

Rich, you’re going to have to take the bullet on this one. She’s a waste of oxygen, nutrients, and natural resources; not a riveting subject.

I feel terrible that she was slut-shamed and victim-blamed for the sex tape incident. She was absolutely the victim. Full stop.

When Paris said in her recent documentary that her life goal is to be a billionaire (not do or produce anything, just accumulate more wealth), it’s like she laid bare the grift. Whatever persona or confession gets attention and money at the time is what she’ll do. Going public about past abuse? Reevaluating 90s…

As we have seen in the recent past, a person can shed light on abuse to protect others, but still remain an unrepentant shit stain of a human being for the abuse of others they committed themselves. We should all do a deep memory dive of self reflection before we try to hang our personal brand on the trend of “abuse…

So in the same breath that the article wonders about Paris’s relevance, we are asked to read it? Who cares about her “awareness” and “humility?”

Hahahahaha, okay pal, sure.  Tell me all about  my internalized racism. 

We learned this week that you can be queen of the KKK Ball and people will justify it