Accompanying himself on the 10 gallon plastic pickle tub

I really want to like this show, but it’s trying soooo hard to be Rick & Morty that it’s hard to get into. Read more

There’s a great scene in TSCC where John Connor talks about how these two characters were actually really nice foster parents and he was a total jerk to them for no reason. And then he got them killed.
He would carry a tremendous amount of guilt around for this. Read more

There is an episode about this in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
A T-888 pretends to be a Karina Logue’s husband for years, faking every sympathy and emotion, until it gets exactly the thing it wants. Then it immediately kills her. Read more

It is still possible for children with disfluencies to still have disfluent speech while singing. Though it is more rare, I have seen it. They showed a clip of it at TSHA a few years ago. Read more

How dare you besmirch the name of the writer of Kickboxer 2: The Road Back. And that show Flashforward. And Terminator: Dark Fate. Read more

Maybe if they brought back Warhammer Fantasy.
I suspect once Forge World’s The Old World starts selling like hotcakes, GW will get back into the Fantasy business. Until then, I’ll keep my $60. Read more

*watches The Godfather*
“What was the deal with the oranges? This movie really lost the plot.” Read more

I don’t know Stormcast Eternals are pushed so hard by GW when they continue to have one of the worst win averages and slowest sales in AoS. Read more

I guess folks are just never going to come around to the fact that Ghostbusters is only good because Bill Murray riffed a lot on set. Read more

Thinking you have a relationship with someone you have no reciprocal interaction with is not concrete. It is a delusion. It’s not different than thinking a movie star is your wife or a Senator is your friend.
These are also shared delusions in the 21st century. It does not make them real. Read more

I don’t think I can get my kid to make his bed because I never make my bed. Read more

The only Bean Dad who matters Read more

That castle was once owned by a man who had 15 illegitimate children from multiple affairs. He built several follies and grottos designed specifically for liaisons with his mistresses. Read more

This is the realest shit anyone has ever said about anything ever and no one talks about it. Read more

I understand. I’m an SLP. Clinically, we diagnose based on strengths and weaknesses. But if the article is going to use colloquial language, rather than clinical language, I didn’t want to get into the weeds about severity of communication disorders, cognitive deficiencies and pragmatic understanding with an audience Read more