I do declare!

Wait, are you saying Lindsey Graham would act in an unethical and possibly criminal way? I do declare...I’m feeling a might dizzy...someone please assist me to that lovely divan yonder...Rafael, be a dear and bring me a tall julep...you make them just how I like...and perhaps you could fan me for just a little…

She obviously needs another butthole massage.

JH is thirsty 

Aww, I am sad about Oliva and Jason.  :( 

Beck went out in a BLAZE of glory!

I don't know her.

It’s like, did anyone remember Glenn Beck after he left Fox News to make his own “media empire”? And Beck is probably the better businessman.

It would also mean Fox would stop talking about Trump forever, which sounds pretty great

The reason I almost want Trump to go for that media empire, supposedly it would be built off of OAN, is that not only would it split some of the audience from Fox’s talking heads, but Trump is such a horrible businessman that watching its inevitable collapse would hilarious.

Also, to quote A Few Good Men, “Oh, that’s right, I forgot you were sick the day they taught law at law school.”

Ok, since the McCloskey’s (both lawyers) seemed to miss that day in Media Law 101, what they need to brush up on is concepts like “in public view” and “newsworthy”. Fucking baboons. 

I think they just want to own it outright so they can profit from it. 

I believe they filed this last Friday when it became clear Trump was the loser, and they realized they were on the wrong side of history. If he’d won, I bet there’d be no lawsuit. 

Related:

Trump tweeted about a press conference at the Four Seasons before it was booked. The Four Seasons told his campaign to fuck off. Instead of getting another hotel, they went with the landscaping company instead.

He’s a war criminal for whom I have no love lost.

I’m familiar with the area. It’s very blue collar, fairly white and racist, and more than a little sketchy. Exactly Trump’s key demographic.

I’ve been laughing at this for 2 days straight!