Are either of them qualified?
I bari seriously douthat.

I know, like, gag me with a spoon. It’s so totally grody.

I think every guy in Hollywood is Hollywood’s Wooderson.
Leo’s just better at it.

If being from Uganda doesn’t make one Ugandan, what does?

“Who cares?”

Boomers are as obsessed with any woman with dyed hair as their parents were about any man without a buzz cut.

I’d love to give you more money, John, but I need to check with Elizabeth Warren first because, as we all saw, she owns you.

It’s unconscionable that she’d even consider living in Saudi Arabia.

To be fair, they also still blame violence on rap lyrics, too: a take which was considered lame, stupid and out-of-touch 30 years ago.

I’ve been saying this for years now.

Best Kinja

*John Kerry

instead go full left in a country that has, unfortunately, demonstrated we’re not ready for that.

I support Warren, but all I want in the world is Bernie doing an angry, yelling State of the Union.

John Delaney? I didn’t know you were on Kinja.

I’m looking forward to the dueling chants of
“WE-WANT-ME-DI-CARE”
“STU-DENT-LOAN-DEBT”

I will not be satisfied until the audience chants at the debates is akin to indy pro-wrestling or a British football match:

a package deal?

“Ma’am I have a small package

I would actually love to see a series of videos from him explaining how fantasy...works