Dude’s from Arkansas and went to college in Tenn. An out of market front runner 49ers fan in the 80's is just as insufferable as any front runner cowboys fan from the 90's. Glass houses, stones, and all that.

Honest to God conversation I had with a Steelers’ fan:

Also....turns out they would never take you because they have ezekiel

I have no love for the Cowboys, but for a Steelers player to talk about someone else’s insufferable fans is pretty absurd.

A 49ers fan from Arkansas who played for the Steelers doesn’t like the Cowboys because of their bandwagon fans...

“The second I spot a goddamn SIXBURGH shirt in the wild, I know I’m dealing with an imbecile.”

As a Cowboys fan, this checks out.

Did he actually meet any Steelers fans?

Pfft. As a baseball purist, I find the Sacrifice Bunt Derby far more entertaining.

He needs to fail at least long enough to give us a Crying LaVar meme.

It became OK the moment they did the WWE / BBB Promo. Your hands are clean. Fuck ‘em

Is it wrong that I irrationally root for a 19 year old to fail because his Dad is an all-time terrible sports dad? Yeah, probably. Is this gonna stop me? No, probably not.

I’m sure he’s a good kid, but has a rookie come into any league with as many people wanting him to fail as Lonzo Ball?

Good lord his shooting motion is atrocious.

*insert comment from NYer complaining about NYC*

You clearly have no respect for local theater productions either.

Came here for this. So accurate. As an Indians fan, this guy couldn’t have left town soon enough. While he was a decent hitter and the longest tenured Indian for awhile, he was a damn statue at short. And he would make a couple ridiculous web gems a year and the rest of the world thought was some skilled gloveman.

that little punk had it coming

The jerseys will be auctioned off after the weekend