This hairdo is screaming something....
T&L constantly comment on the grossness of Kanye parading a barely dressed Kim around while he is dressed like someone interrupted his Saturday morning Netflix sesh.
Please, please, PLEASE, fellow Jezzies, don't feed the racist trolls. Don't pull them out of the grays. Dismiss any responses that are direct replies to you. Giving them attention just gives them exactly what they want and ensures that more readers have to suffer through their assholery. Make Jezebel a happier place…
I don't know the details but given how this country treats black people I don't find it implausible that we are missing nothing and there is no in between.
My sister and her husband totally went to the open house a few doors down - these neighbours were legendarily pissy and were the first ones to dump the snow off their cars onto the freshly-shovelled sidewalks. Dicks, in other words. So, my sister is snooping around the garage and, lo and behold, came across the really…
If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to eat out.
When I was in college I had some friends from New Mexico and they all seemed to subscribe to the "in a relationship= don't need condoms" philosophy. Like, they had been dating a guy for two months and were not on birth control but of COURSE they weren't using condoms, they were in a relationship! It was. . .bizarre.
I think when a guy who's supposed to vote on the bill shows he doesn't even understand AT ALL what it's about, he should be kicked the fuck off the comittee or something.
Ed O'Neill will always be Al Bundy to me.
Yeah but my house has one major advantage over Kylie Jenner's: no Kardashians or Jenners live in my house.
I'm 31, with a master's degree, my husband is finishing up his PhD, we have a child, and we live in a 2 bedroom apartment. The American dream is dead.
Okay, honesty time: How many of us would actually pull over and stop on the freeway for a black Monte Carlo with no police badging and tiny police-looking lights that's running you off the road in a very unprofessional way? I know I wouldn't. I would get the fuck out of there, and if he kept pursuing, I would pull…
Yeah! Hell, why not just shoot him from the patrol car? THAT would put an end to it!
rich tears still taste like fucking champagne. I love planning my lentil wedding.
One thing that I wish came up in these discussions is that while, (of course!) it is fine if you spent money you have to spend on your wedding, the weird reverse snobbery at people who spend less also silenty alienates (at least some of) people whose entire yearly earnings and budgets are less than what you spent on…
Hernandez 6/17/13 (11:35:01 P.M.): I think I messed up bad, coach. What do I say when the media starts asking the tough questions?