I'm guessing the reward for each question was reduced by roughly 20% as well.

So according to freakonomics

Seriously, any dude that uses "libations" (or even worse "m'lady") who is not dressed in period-accurate reproduction clothing needs to be drawn and quartered. The Queen has so ordered.

It's nice of these guys to give the women around them such a clear and undeniable red flag. Most people have to wait weeks or even months to figure out that a guy is a piece of shit, they're really saving us all a lot of time here.

Honestly, Matt, I'm not sure if the many flavors of fucked up are so endemic to the NFL that the "bad" people can be replaced without dismantling the league, or making such radical changes that it would turn into something fans don't recognize.

Janay Rice says she deeply regrets the role that she played the night of the incident.

uh, Erin, sometimes they wear pink gloves for breast cancer awareness so who's the REAL lady-hater, huh.

I don't really care about football, but I also don't really care about women. Is there some way I can use these two facts to make myself feel morally superior to everyone else without really accomplishing anything?

Don't fuck with Retta OR Donna Meagle.

Well, I'm a fat woman of a certain age (never had kids), but I have been known late at night at the grocery store> <after midnight at a 24 hr store>, to park in the stork parking places and do the pregnancy waddle into the grocery store.

This only makes me love pandas more, for being smart enough to trick the humans.

Mark what about this one

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my buzzsaw.

No, it's a completely different thing that I found on the internet.

She was 2o the first time she got cat-called? Where'd she grow up, an island with no straight men in it?

Revised version 1000x better.

The last quote bums me out. Gal pal, this is not your fault. This guy sucks & him faking a suicide is not a respectful, mature, or even NORMAL way to end a relationship. He did you a favor. Yeesh. What an assbag.

excuse me? MARRY Ron Swanson and have his babies!

Right, because only overweight people arm bash. Skinny people, however, are like ghosts that you can walk through.

Dear Dana,