Sorry I didn't mean to be dismissive about the very important issue of Space Feminism. I need to check my planet Earth privilege, clearly.

I dunno. I'm a person of color and if I said that "Oh you know anti-racism and civil rights, it's like watching paint dry amirite?" I think people would be understandably pissed. She's building her dumbass career and persona on some antiquated feminine icons though so I'm not really shocked.

Oh, PLEASE. Like we can't do BOTH. IT'S CALLED STAR TREK: VOYAGER and also the FUTURE. SPACE FEMINISM, LADIES, FEMINISM IN SPACE. WOMEN GET TO WEAR SHINY SILVER JUMPSUITS ALL DAY WHILE DRIVING SPACESHIPS AND AIN'T NOTHING ANY MAN OR MALE ALIEN CAN DO ABOUT IT. GET WITH IT, LANA.

Fixed. Internet died while editing. :(

I just left this same comment without reading through to see if someone else said it. Honestly, I don't hate her the way many people do, but like... shhh. No.

she needs to never say the words jealousy. it's one of those things that says "i know what you say, it's not important to me, i don't actually have to listen. you want what i have."

Their next normcore vacation to the Wisconsin Dells

Are Kimye normal'ing as a vacation tactic?

No Gwynnie! You don't compare your experience of reading reading negative comments about yourself online (which you say they wrote because they are jealous of you) to a soldier having gone through a war. Just, ugh. Have you learned nothing about what not not say?

She manages to look gorgeous even when legitimately distressed. I hate her for that. I love her for that.

"You almost broke my hideous glasses, you piece of shit!"

Yes! I was joking.

I'm a teensy bit disappointed because I assumed it would be made out of recycled, shredded maxi pads, and sewn together with tampon strings or whatever. Still, this is much, much better.

You've convinced me! Sounds hard to be a man. :(

I'm impressed that your coal mine has internet access!

Gwyneth Paltrow would probably mistake my middle class suburban home for a refugee camp. And she'd probably be all Goldie Hawn in Overboard about it. "Ahn-drewwww! These gnats keep landing on my wet nail polish! Am I supposed to just walk around with their little corpses stuck to my fingers?"

Haven't refugees been through enough already?

Jolie always took me as a woman who bores easily. I don't mean in a flighty way, but rather that she needs to be challenged in a number of different ways and that she needs to feel useful. When she made that choice to focus on humanitarianism, it was like we finally got to see the real side of her.

You ladies can have your JLaw, Angelina will forever be my imaginary BFF. I love everything she says and does and hope that someday she and Brad and me and my husband can live in a wonderfully blended poly family and adopt all the babies.