Holy hell it's eerie how similar to Kris Jenner she looks here.

Holy shit. This is just going to keep happening, isn't it?

Helpful, thank you!

I'm sorry, what? What is this? I realize it is probably some sort of electrical cord but at first glace it looked just like a rat-tail and I just can't with that.

Jesus. I read the headline and thought, "How do we know these people are fatherless based on their race bibs and why are we calling them out for it on Deadspin?" What is WRONG with me?

I want to dislike her b/c of the whole Scientology thing? But, I can't. I just can't.

I also find this uniquely sad:

OH. MY. GAAAH. I got sucked into reading the comments before I even had a chance to look at the article. This guy is nutballs. I kind of love it (in a terrible, "I don't love it at all but OH the hilarity" sort of way), lololololol.

WHAT? That. Is. Amazing. As much as I love and am constantly amazed by Olivia Dunham's character, that guy is a ridiculously talented actor in his own right. He also seems like a lot of fun. I'd love to share some downward dog and a strawberry milkshake with him sometime.

You're not alone. I got about as far, found some scenes as well as the overall character development incredibly compelling, and yet still had no problem dropping it like a sack of rotten potatoes much to the chagrin of a variety of friends who swear by it being the "BEST SHOW ON TELEVISION (TM)." For awhile I've…

Holy fuck, you guys. How is she so beautiful?

I... I think I love you.

Holy shit, yes. My heart stopped as well. Thank God for Google. Holy shit.

Ugh, gross. This reminds me of: http://heychristiangirl.tumblr.com

The "importaaants" at the end are becoming the very best part of Jezebel Dirt Bags! Though, I love everything Lindy writes, as a general rule. When I see an article is written by Doug Barry, however, I tend to sigh sadly and exit the window without reading. It's just too painful. Impooortaaaant:

Your profile name is my favorite thing.

I am a notorious ginger lover, but that picture is terrifying.

No wonder Bukowski got laid so much!

Drinking with your nerdy parents can be the best thing ever, though. Kudos to you for introducing her to the good stuff! Enjoying a good bottle of wine or a margarita with my mom is one of the greatest pleasures in my life these days. First off because it happens so infrequently, and second because she drinks so…