Drinking with your nerdy parents can be the best thing ever, though. Kudos to you for introducing her to the good stuff! Enjoying a good bottle of wine or a margarita with my mom is one of the greatest pleasures in my life these days. First off because it happens so infrequently, and second because she drinks so…

Right there with you! And I'm glad I'm not the only "responsible mom" who potentially gets a little self-conscious about the amount of wine I'm taking home from the grocery store weekly...

This story in conjunction with your name is just perfect.

+1

Jumping on the band wagon of dissent on this one. My mom—and my dad, for that matter—was a huge nerd her entire life and never drank, smoked, stayed out a minute past curfew for fear of the retribution of the devil, etc. My sister and I are drastically on the other end of that. I think my sister partly got it from me,…

Definitely thought a father's butt stain was caught on film mocking someone, and clicked through to the link out of sheer intrigue and wonderment at what the fuck that could possibly mean.

Haha, thanks!

I don't even have the words, you guys. So fucked up.

Yeah, isn't "having sex with a ghost" actually just "masturbating"? Is that incorrect?

Ugh. This Dirt Bag makes me hate celebrities in general even more than usual.

Thank you. I love this.

Yes! "The Great Progressive Women Calendar 2013." Or perhaps just "Badass Ladies You Wish Were Your BFF... 2013." Either way, yes. I would buy so many copies to distribute at Christmas this year.

Oh man, I love that idea so much! Now I want posters of them for my bedroom, as well.

THANK YOU. I don't understand! I left for vacation awhile ago when everyone was still complaining about the recent change to Kinja. Then I came back and now... I just... I have no fucking clue what's going on anymore.

This. Gif. Is. Amazing. Thank you.

Ah-GREED. Thank you. I would be happy if I never had to read another article about him or reference to him ever again. His personality is disgusting to the point that no amount of physical attraction (of which, from me at least, there is none) could make up for it.

Blue Moon ice cream, you say? Well then. I'm listening.

Aaandd I just found out that Ryan Lochte is from Florida. Of fucking course.

"OTs can allegedly move inanimate objects with their minds, leave their bodies at will and telepathically communicate with, and control the behavior of, both animals and human beings."

Holy shit, I wish! I would seriously make the trip to Indiana just to snuggle her. So cute.