The book (which goes into far greater detail) really portrays him as a sympathetic figure. At any rate, at least he never killed anyone in a drunk driving accident or beat any women.

To be fair, Morrissey did advocate the hanging of DJs.

Eating mistake:

Stale cereal, experiment, why not?

That’s a terrific point of view! While I generally agree with your assessment of them being shitbags, I tend to leave Mick out of that camp. He seems like a harmless guy (in the grand scheme of things) who just wants to play guitar.

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I actively hate Motley Crue, and really enjoyed The Dirt. I learned a lot about those Shitbags, like... I didn’t know Vince Neil had a kid that died, I didn’t know that the guy Vince Neil killed while driving drunk was another musician that was riding with him, I didn’t know Mick Mars was significantly older than the…

‘they ate the DJ' is an incredible band name.

If you love Motley Crue and loved the book, there’s absolutely no reason to avoid “The Dirt”. You know exactly what you’re getting yourself into, it’s a cheesy biopic. And let’s face it, most of us love Motley Crue love them despite the fact that they’re cheesy as shit. Oddly, the only person in the Universe who won’t…

For food we had: Steak. Burgers. Bar-b-que. Pizza. Beer. Soda. Milkshakes. Mari-fucking-juana. A DJ. Ice cream cake.

Someone with no kids voluntarily joining a two-day road trip with a family that includes 1- and 4-year-olds is one of the craziest fucking things I’ve ever heard. After about hour eight, he’ll probably call ahead to a urologist in Florida and schedule a vasectomy before even returning home to Chicago.

My GQ bosses at the time said my idea was fucking stupid

I had extra french toast batter left over but no bread, so I substituted stale chex cereal instead. It literally tasted like nothing, so I ate it so my wife wouldn’t discover my failed experimentation in the garbage.

You okay, man? Need a glass of water or something?

Why, do the boxes taste better? 

That’s the reason Idina Menzel—a huge star on Broadway but not necessarily a household name TV/Movie actress—got cast in Frozen, and the reason why it paid off a zillion times over.

Just want to say that Gronk is a bro and a fun version of a man-child, he’s proven to be a very intelligent person. He’s invested all his contract money and has many lucrative branding deals.

Rob Gronkowski says he couldn’t sleep for weeks after a fairly routine hit in the Super Bowl

That’s what I was thinking as I was listening to this. If Rob “Yo Soy Fiesta” Gronkowski can be this articulate, reflective, and emotional while talking about how the basic rules of football can leave you crippled after you’ve won the Super Bowl, perhaps the sport shouldn’t exist anymore.

When even Gronk is smart enough to retire, it’s hard to hold a grudge against Andrew Luck