Wawa is to Sheetz, what Staples is to OfficeMax: THE EXACT SAME STORE!

As popular as opiates are around here, you’d think we’d be more chill online.

Or Randall Cunningham. There’s no one people from Philadelphia like as much as the utterly useless white guy who’s the backup for a black guy.

It’s like when someone has a horrifying brain injury and when they recover they are a harp impresario or have somehow become fluent in French.

I ride or die with Mike Jerrick

Gritty is an abomination. Fuck Gritty.

Yeah I feel bad for McNabb. He was decent at best, mediocre at worst, but he got way too much shit. Nobody talks about like, Blaine Gabbert or Colt McCoy or Tannehill with the same vitriol that they gave McNabb. For the one week that a national sports network thought it was a good idea to hire Rush Limbaugh he…

Watch how quickly they turn on Wentz.  Then imagine how quickly it would be if he weren’t a white dude.

“Everyone in Philly maintains a cult-like reverence for a fifth-tier snack cake brand.”

I forgot the sequencing, but I did see LET THE FIRE BURN, which everyone should. Amazing piece of documentary work done completely without narration or talking heads.

Gritty is the epitome of the friends we all made along the way.

I’m convinced the only reason Philadelphia has more people than Boston is because it’s not as fucking cold.

His "scabs don't heal."

You forgot the bit about the bomb the police dropped on the building BEFORE it burned down.

A friend of mine once took me for a tour around Philly consisting of buildings that burned down, buildings that burned down suspiciously, and, of course, buildings the police chose to burn down that then caused other buildings to burn down. She still lives there.

The good news ? Howard Eskin is just one year closer to dying 

Dang, I feel a bit let down. This entry felt downright tame. Of course, I don’t think anything could top last year’s Fucktomb. I’d say this was the best dig that I don’t remember seeing in previous entries in some variation:

In the minds of Eagles fans, that Super Bowl win validated all of their needless assholery and encouraged them to be awful, awful people from here into eternity. I know that being a dickhead pays in 2019's America, but that doesn’t mean you should embrace the trend. Oh, but these people have.

The true Wentz is more nuanced and complicated, with sources describing him as “selfish,” “uncompromising,” “egotistical,” one who plays “favorites” and doesn’t like to be “questioned,” one who needs to “practice what he preaches” and fails “to take accountability.”

I grew up outside of Philly and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.