Full name: Charles Bukowski Jr.

Someone should explain to him how the U.S Senate works.

Also live in Denver (ok, fine, Aurora) and it’s hilarious listening to the right-wingers on AM radio freak out every day about any policy even slightly to the left of fucking Reagan

NOT a Broncos fan, but I am a Denver resident, and give us a LITTLE slack about our Governor. Hickenlooper has moved on from the state house to tut-tut at the Dems who literally don’t want people to die from insulin rationing, and was replaced by Jared Polis, a Gay man who’s running a pretty left administration right…

Seriously.  I do hope he’s doing better.

That went to a dark, dark place. I had one year in college where I didn’t leave my dorm room for weeks and seriously considered offing myself, and that was still not as dark as that story.

Jesus Christ, Charles. These submissions are supposed to be depressing in a funny way, not straight up depressing.

You’re a penis.

Spoiler alert: In an article about what happens in a movie, what happens in the movie will be discussed. If you do not wish to be exposed to what happens in the movie, do not read an article about what happens in the movie.

That conversation Albert’s mom had with him is how I view The Dark Knight Rises. Bruce Wayne fucking died, folks. That bit where he goes to the exact same outdoor bistro with fucking Catwoman, just so Alfred could smile is waaaaay to fucking clean. He’s dead, and an old man saw what he wanted to see and finally feels…

Agreed, I never thought it was the older brother (in?)directly murdering his little brother, just that the actual wagon was a way of rationalizing his stepdad actually killing the kid.

ok i know this is about once upon a time in hollywood but i’m so amazed by this plot synopsis of radio flyer that i had to share with the class my findings from wikipedia:

I always thought that the ending (or maybe the whole building-the-airplane plot of the movie) was the Wood/Hanks character’s way of dealing with the fact that the stepfather finally did kill his brother.

That one hit home, and I’m not even a Giants fan.

Bryan:

oh, get a cat.

As far as I know, rats can’t fly yet, so I’m going to go with roaches.

Nope. Because the internet is not your personal realm and you cannot expect other people’s actions to perfectly conform with your idea of etiquette. You also cannot, and should not, try to force people to conform to your idea of acceptable behavior online (outside of hate speech, Fascism, or illegal speech, obviously).

At the end of the day, most people who complain about spoilers aren’t willing to make the necessary changes/sacrifices to their lifestyle to avoid them. They expect everyone else to accommodate them. If you truly, truly do not want to be spoiled, you have to be willing to avoid the internet, avoid talking to people…