Maybe (probably) Quill did something dumb and bad in every single outcome Strange saw.

He’s annoying as shit and is one of the reasons Thanos was able to kill half the universe. If he had not engaged him, they probably would have gotten the glove off. Also, Chris Pratt sucks. 

I was definitely looking for the other story where “My roommate would not stop making puns and one day I lost it on him in class”

1970s -loving Quill is discovered to be comprised of primarily polyester and is killed when he gets too close to a space heater. Get it? SPACE heater. 

Smart take: the pun guy was the bad roommate.

Spot. Freaking. On.

I was wondering if anyone else thought the same thing.

Fuckin’ Ryan.

This took place in the late 80s - that will matter in a moment.

“i was annoying and he got annoyed. what a nightmare!”

My word to God, I’d acquit you if I were on that jury.

that isn’t hot at all.  Ryan had been saying shitty puns for a whole week

Hot take: The roommate’s reaction to the pun guy was 100% warranted. 

When I was living in the frat house, my roommate’s mom came in and did the exact same thing. We didn’t even have toilet seats in that bathroom, and there she was, on her hands and knees washing the floors with bleach. She then came into our room and asked me if I was going to pick up the pair of socks that were on the…

If someone played Bananaphone for 24 hours there is a 99.999999% chance I’d go insane and murder them. 

My college roommate one year did the following things:

We had this suite of rooms in college (six bedrooms with shared living room, bathroom, kitchen) that was handed down from guy to guy over the years, so it was almost like a small fraternity house.

Buddy, if you’re wearing an Ultimate Frisbee jacket in public, the white trash homophobe isn’t the nightmare roommate.

I can’t be the only one relieved not to find myself in there.

I had a roommate who was such a worthless degenerate. Someone else in the apartment moved out, found this guy on Craigslist, and I didn’t have a say in it. Motherfucker didn’t even have a bank account, which should’ve automatically disqualified. Anyway one time, I come back from a week’s vacation, to see this guy’s…