The handjob was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!

Given this guy was with Chiefs at the time of the Belcher murder-suicide and with the Patriots at the time Kraft was committing crimes, maybe this fella is the real culprit.

“Character coach” has a much nicer ring to it than “normal person with a conscience”.

I think I like Jennifer Garner a little more every time I see her. Her Instagram is a delight, and it’s hard not to like someone who coordinates their gift wrap with a pair of running shoes.

Sometimes, it all works out innuendo.

Is Philly going to erect somethng in his honor?

No, they know he totally fucks.

Gronk’s “lovable dumbass” public persona has been so well-curated that there’s probably a significant number of people that would have a hard time accepting that he even knows what sex is.

This is an excellent two-parter. One of the few examples of the sequel being as good as the original.

How Gronk wasn’t also on that list of clients is beyond me. I’m surprised he didn’t LIVE at the Orchids of Asia parlor.

As a wise man once said “Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I won’t eat the filthy mutherfucker.”

foie gras

If God didn’t want you to eat animals, he wouldn’t have made them out of delicious-ass fucking meat.

What say you, unabashed meat eaters, WHAT SAY YOU?

“at least one other unidentifiable bill”

hugged him again

The only penalty should be if your team is down by 21 and you celebrate a first down catch like an asshole. And the only penalty for that should be continuing to be on the Bills.

Though he does seem to really enjoy being in the red zone...

Until the issue can be resolved, Jon Gruden has agreed to continue to keep his team out of the end zone altogether. 

“Nine trafficked minors, nine trafficked adults, 26 traffickers”