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nicolay

Why put anyone in a position to answer a question like that.

“Can I Ram it?” - Eric Dickerson, SMU

Sounds like you're butt hurt about my use of that term. Condolences.

OR

As a Canadian who is still bitter about what happens 4 years ago: AHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

That must be a huge court

Eventually you get the whole “I know you are a homebody these days, but we are having a party for our weenie dog Tinkerbell’s birthday.”

I’ve taken this advice my whole life. Eventually, one of two things happen:

A group of my friends were inconsolably butt-hurt when I refused to buy in to a cruise vacation with them TWO FUCKING YEARS in advance. I told them I wanted to wait because, you know, a lot of shit can happen in two years. They ended up on a boat with a listeria outbreak.

texting

...we ended up telling two-dimensional Pat all our deepest secrets.

The fact that the header progressed over the course of the week is a spectacular attention to detail that should earn one of you a raise.

Next up: Detroit Lions.

I bet the Egyptian would have felt a more inclusive spirit if he were matched up against And Sasson.

You know no one is forcing you to read it, right? Unless someone IS forcing you to read it. In which case, blink twice.