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These are all ‘shopped.

As you wish!

FACT: Rugby is the world’s best sport for action shots.

I submit that nobody has ever gotten a good cheesesteak anywhere.

I can get a decent cheesesteak at any mall food court in the country. They're not that complicated.

It’s a technicality. Kyle doesn’t do enough blogs to meet the threshold requirement for being called a writer.

A history of oral with Manti Te’o’s girlfriend:

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

Terrell Owens does.

OMG NASA!! Twins! I have the exact same one hidden under my bed in a box labeled “me time.”

Well, we’re all a bunch of angry lesbians here at Jezebel, so we’re honestly asking. We’ve never seen a penis before and think this might literally be an actual penis. We’re sorry this offended you, but you can focus on coverage of the latest Taylor Swift controversy for the hard hitting coverage that mature people…

a dragon to dig channels and a giant turtle to haul mud

Maybe it should be!

With whatever janky rims and courts happened to be in place ahead of time. If one goal is missing the backboard entirely, and the other’s rim is twisted 20-degrees off kilter, that changes strategy in interesting ways. And the three point line, of course, is that crack right there.

would watch.

Also, cannons in sailing events.

Derek Jeter is a gamer.