Funny, that’s also how they spell “president”, “prime minister” and “democracy”.

My Slavic alphabet is a tad rusty, but I believe in Russian you spell “diplomat” as K-G-B.

And to think all of you pearlclutchers didn't even want them there in the first place.

“Joey Votto metaphorically hit a home run straight into my dick and my dick exploded.”

Do you mean to say that Joey Votto donged a dong, a dong that’s now gone?

R.I.P., Samer’s dick.

Just wish Michael had turned on his brother mid-interview, made mention of his conspicuous lack of rings, and say that’s why Mom named you Martellus and not Marshowus

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

Even using basic stats, he’s got a team-favorable contract for a guy who hits around .300 with power, works a ton of walks, and doesn’t strike out very much. There isn’t really an argument anyone not named Bayless can make that he’s overpaid. It’s not even baiting stat-heads; it’s just a nonsensical statement. He’s a…

This fan needs to remember what happened the last time a gorilla in Cincinnati didn’t respect its enclosure.

Burke rated C&H a 6, so can I have his desk as I assumed he’s been escorted out by security by now?

I would put Sherman’s Lagoon in at number 3. Man, talk about embodying everything quintessential about the day to day life of a shark and his buddies. In a Lagoon.

You add Funky Winkerbean or we fucking riot!!!

Bill Bradley?

quiet you.

Now we just have to find a self-respecting Knicks player or fan.

All pilots are trained not with flight simulators but by listening to Pink Floyd and Tom Petty’s “Learning to Fly”

you forgot to knock over your orange juice.

Bahrain in Spain kicks mainly in the brain.

After reading the last tweet, it was evident Rosenthal was being suspended 80 games for PED use.