If Jim Harbaugh wants to see dust, he can just take a look in my wallet. Amirite??
Also, thanks Obama.

He’s always so grumpy. Like each morning he wakes up and discovers that yet again, someone has pissed in his Kyrgios.

FWD pool/nightclub is where you want to go

Expensive and good. But not the place you can chase wool or leer at girls.

Holy crap, that has to be the worst set of Cleveland recommendations I could imagine. East 4th, The Flats, then Christies and maybe Bugsy’s just so you can get shot. In any order will result in a quality BP.

I’m not from the Cleve but I’ll second Deadspin Staph’s suggestion the Great Lakes Brewing Company. If you’re at all a fan of darker beers/porters, the Edmund Fitzgerald is hard to beat

There’s cell phone video of this—but it’s grainy.

attempted to hide the bags under some leaves before being arrested

Those are some pretty damning recommendations. Great Lakes is solid (very solid) but fucking Mortons and Tilted Kilt? Shit man, get the next flight outta there.

Looks like someone is trying to impress a Palin daughter.

Did they find any lawyers as well?

For good beer and food I’d recommend Great Lakes Brewing Company. The Great Lakes beers have a great reputation around here (especially their Christmas Ale). They don’t really have a whole lot of steak on the menu but their burgers are good. For steak, depending on how much you want to spend, I’d recommend Morton’s…

It’s amazing and encouraging to think that after all these years, people are still this excited to catch a glimpse of Paul Revere and John Hancock.

I can dig it.

I’ve seen this guy around recently, notably on the “Your Team Sucks” series... He is indeed a troll of trolls.

Exactly, plus the stunner has more pracitcal real world applications. You cant Tombstone a friend,neighbor or boss as easily as you could drop a stunner on them. Its why the peoples elbow is a great practical move too, assuming they are knocked out and allow you the 30 seconds to get the crowd going.

Dude. ALL of wrestling is fake.
I feel like im being trolled.

However the Tombstone has a limitation that the Stunner does not, which is the person performing the move has to be strong enough to invert the other wrestler safely before dropping to the knees. So it’s limited to bigger guys. So you don’t get the comical reversals, you could with the stunner. If Vince had been in…

Wait.

I can’t tell if this is a serious comment or not. And I hate myself for it.