Is there a right Buffer?

LETS GET READYYYYYY TO CRRRRRRRUUUMMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLEEE!!

If you want to write about murdered black people forever, just move to Chicago.

The USSR shooting down the Korean passenger jet. I remember my family was like ‘welp, here we go.’

Speaking of big Dongers, Josh Donaldson absolutely bing-bonged this Ding Donger right off the Gall-derned Budweiser sign! This Bud was indeed, for all of us.

The guy was born in Niagara Falls and wants to cheer on the Mets? You can literally throw a baseball across the lake at Toronto.

Quick, someone tell Rodney King.

Wiggins is from Toronto.

At least he didnt say the N word this time.

Finally someone who can spell Krzyzewski right.

“Well Played”
-Bobby ‘The Brain’ Heenan.

The obvious answer is Doritos:WHO GIVES A FUCK

As a person who just escaped from the town asylum, I would have to disagree with the positioning of the aforementioned snacks. In my books, the clear number 1 snack around the camp fire are Sexy, promiscuous, unsuspecting camp counsellors. I just find that the heightened libido’s coupled with hormones excreted during…

Usually when someone returns to Cleveland, its because of work release.

Not to worry, as with many Filly’s nearing their end; he will undoubtedly find a new home in Japan, served as dinner to some lucky family.

Great work Chris. Can you pen some longform about the proper way skin a potato for a cool, summery salad?

For your next installment, can you teach us how to poach an egg using just water and some vinegar? Or perhaps how to steam some asparagus? Riveting stuff.

To be fair, La Russa was just trying to procure a barrel of rum off of some ill-reputed scallywags.

“Let us show you how to really flip over water”
-Flint, Michigan.

“Tony LaRussa stars in Scrutiny On The Bounty!”