“Listen. We’re the guys in blue who do the choking around here. Got that, you fucking pussy?”
-NYPD

The Malaisin’ Mets

“These Sharks are Great, white.”
-Donald J. Trump

“Finally, we’re free!!!!”
-Ken Daneyko and Martin Brodeur.

He actually meant to say that “Humans should not live in Buffalo.”

I generally root for anyone from Baltimore. No one deserves that fate.

Waiting For Thedough

He’s already swallowed his pride by playing for the Braves, so a chicken bone shouldn’t be too bad.

1. The hick from French Lick.

I don’t see the problem here. If they’re Anti- Gay Hate, isn’t this a good thing??

I’d want to kick the shit out of someone too if I were stuck at a soccer game.

My manager’s cool, he gets concerned, he says, “Mitch, don’t use liquor as a crutch.” I can’t use liquor as a crutch… because a crutch helps me walk

basketball is not a sport.

lost it at Tim Hortonsburg you sonofabitch.

When their mother’s find out, they’ll be crusin’ for a crimson hide.

Something tells me these young men are in line for quite a crimson chide.

Drew, your Bautista take is hotter than your CAPS LOCK BUTTON

So basically one game per every time he smiled immediately after booting a routine grounder. Fair.

Who is going to catch them to take a sample?

Do you guys just repost stories about stories that are now 3 days old?
Will your next column tell us all about how Trevor Story has hit 7 homeruns in 7 games? I sure fucking hope so.