Sure, maybe I’m overtired, and bordering on drunk, but you just made me tear up a little.

A Bryan Goldberg machine is a device designed to perform a simple task incorrectly.

I haven’t played Magic in earnest in probably 15 years, but it still holds a very special place in my heart. I remember stopping in at a card shop out of town while going on a trip with my friend’s family and stumbling upon two mint Spirit of the Nights. That was more than twenty years ago, and I remember it more…

Stupid Sexy Ronaldo!

Your move, guns-in-schools-politicians. If you’re not willing to blast yourself in the face with your solution, is it even a solution?

Have I got the post for you

The most consistent player is James, even though he’s going to lose, his performances have been great.

Sure, typical Deadspin bullshit. Embiid dunks on a dude in a park and he’s a fucking hero.
Meanwhile, Richie Incognito attempts to tackle a dude at 24hour Fitness and he’s, “Mentally unstable.”

Bruh the refs didn’t miss 27 straight 3s. If it came down to calls I’d agree but the Rockets shot terribly.

Is spitting at a regular citizen also considered aggravated assault, or only spitting at a cop?

I’m pretty sure he never said, “I have a dream we will make continuous references to people’s sexuality and whether they’re white or not... oh, and capitalism is bad too..”

“...proudly wore the damn thing while scanning every single person within range to not only make sure everyone saw their hat but also ensure that people knew it was on purpose.”

Yeah... I kinda cringed at the whole scrappy orphan kid travel with a grown ass man trope. Can we do without the kid? I would love to watch this show without the kid.

They claimed it was low fat - but it wasn’t.

Being a “free thinker” in Kanye’s context means, “my ignorance is as valid as your knowledge”. It’s not.

I would call this a savage burn by Emma.

Meanwhile, Chance has already used his platform and his own money to help public education for children of Chicago in the last few years.

Oh you’re riiiight. No woman has ever acted like an asshole because she thinks she’s hot shit, my mistake.