Attacking aircraft carriers with speedboats have been my go to in Command & Conquer.  Pro tip, attack the power plants too so the perimeter defense systems will be offline.

His stage name wasn’t Eddie Creative Commons...

Wait... How would this work? They make more than one kind of pretzel. Would this mean that you could only order one kind of pretzel with this recliner?

Make it like a manual transmission. The recliner level moves not just forward and backward, but left and right as well. Each position corresponds not to a gear, but to…

But what if he went to porn school to pay for law school?

To the troll Lizardo: no one cares what you think, here, or in real life. You are not worthy of love in your current form, and therefore no one really loves you. You know it’s true. No one loves you. You’re nothing.

He had to keep it separate from Dances With Wolves SOMEHOW...

>> “Trump is a bulldozer, a master at plowing forward without saying anything, often while pivoting from the topic at hand to whatever talking point he saw on Fox News.”<<

The BBC is not necessarily the bastion of great journalism these days, but a few months back on their World Report I heard one of their correspondents questioning an official about a election problems in their country and it was amazing to not only hear them dispute inaccurate statements and ask follow up questions,…

Because then they won’t let you interview them again. 

i never quite understood why journalists stopped pressing their subjects on easily proven facts like these. on the upside it takes very little now since the people in power have grown complacent in the safety they can say whatever they want, and fuck up majestically when pushed. so keep fucking pushing.

Why are there no pictures!?!?

When I was your age, we had to jerk off with rotary phones. And just a few generations ago, if you wanted to jerk off, you had to go wait in line at the telegram office. 

I’m reluctant to share this

Now show the one where she chops her arm off!

A Florida teen with mad computer skillz with the cyber?

“You have to understand, the guy was brilliant, and that was why we all tolerated him and cajoled him. And if he wasn’t so fucked up, he would be a really great director. It’s a weird business, the film business,” Shuler Donner said. “We honor creativity and talent and we forgive the brilliant ones. Unconsciously, we…

So their idea of cheering up a fellow officer is “remember how you totally murdered that guy? Here’s us reenacting it!”

Number of cops fired for mocking Elijah McClain: 4

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