His stage name wasn’t Eddie Creative Commons...

Wait... How would this work? They make more than one kind of pretzel. Would this mean that you could only order one kind of pretzel with this recliner?

Make it like a manual transmission. The recliner level moves not just forward and backward, but left and right as well. Each position corresponds not to a gear, but to…

To the troll Lizardo: no one cares what you think, here, or in real life. You are not worthy of love in your current form, and therefore no one really loves you. You know it’s true. No one loves you. You’re nothing.

>> “Trump is a bulldozer, a master at plowing forward without saying anything, often while pivoting from the topic at hand to whatever talking point he saw on Fox News.”<<

The BBC is not necessarily the bastion of great journalism these days, but a few months back on their World Report I heard one of their correspondents questioning an official about a election problems in their country and it was amazing to not only hear them dispute inaccurate statements and ask follow up questions,…

Because then they won’t let you interview them again. 

i never quite understood why journalists stopped pressing their subjects on easily proven facts like these. on the upside it takes very little now since the people in power have grown complacent in the safety they can say whatever they want, and fuck up majestically when pushed. so keep fucking pushing.

Why are there no pictures!?!?

I’m reluctant to share this

You and @Vwtifuljoe are having a hell of a retro weekend. Too bad @ing doesn’t work on here.

Never thought about this before but now I want Tom Waits to have a cooking channel.

“Woke white people need to be the loudest one in the room when talking to other white people but be the quietest one in the room when Black People are talking.”

Benedict Cumberbatch is proof that you can go into the background and still do your job as a celeb actor. The man has no social media. Anywhere. And he never ever has. The smartest move he ever made, considering he had verbal diarrhea and got himself into so much trouble during the “Sherlock” years.

The Chainsmokers are like if a can of Four Loko wished upon a star to become a real boy was granted its wish.

which included an opening performance by Goldman Sachs CEO David Solomon, aka DJ Sol 

This entire call should have been taken with a sea-worth of salt. Cooking meth in a car? Really? I don’t know shit about cooking meth; I haven’t even seen a single episode of Breaking Bad. I can tell you one thing though, cooking chemicals requires a heat source unavailable in a goddamn car.

So their idea of cheering up a fellow officer is “remember how you totally murdered that guy? Here’s us reenacting it!”

Number of cops fired for mocking Elijah McClain: 4

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