She was thinking she’s an adult and should be able to do what she likes in her personal time.
She was also thinking she had bills to pay.

Yeah man, got to make sure technicians aren’t *checks notes* making a side income in a completely unrelated field.

Are these cops human or are they an anthropoid race of thumb people that are hiding among us?

No, you need a Minnesota Vikings grill and a Star Trek grill or I will fight you.

Has anyone mentioned Vito Corleone yet?

Brando and DeNiro both won for playing Vito Corleone.  

Interesting. I’m inclined to disagree, but I’d have to sip the coffee to determine what, exactly, it tastes like. And that just ain’t gonna happen.

“Eet eez a stow-ree about sevairal whyat peeple, who have an advonshure of some kind een empecablee fraymed shots, and ees, how you say, incrediblee twee?” ~ plot seenopsees, Fronsh Amazown

I did the same thing two years ago. Heart palpitations, shortness of breath etc. I sat in the waiting room for 5 hrs after being triaged. Hell by that time I was feeling better and was about to leave. A nurse came running out and stopped me. I had multiple blood clots in both lungs and the right side of my heart had…

I drove myself to the hospital with chest pain about five years ago, and saying “chest pain” stirred up the ER like kicking a nest of ants. I was in an exam room hooked up to a monitor in five minutes. Every nurse and the doctor* gave me a long, angry talk about how stupid I was for driving myself in. They kept me…

Meh.

Adam Sandler is a character Daniel Day-Lewis has been playing for nearly 30 years.

In true Luke Plunkett fashion, I’m gonna rank your 10 GOTY picks in order of which provides the best sneakerhead experience.

Is it me, or is this basically indistinguishable from the 'Worst' list?

I don’t know why

Hey folks! Please use the comments to talk about the games you like and the ones you wish got more attention this decade!

Please do not use them to shit on other people’s suggestions or to bitch about the list. Kay, thanks!

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

The fact that he lawyered up instead of just apologizing really says a lot.

“Tommy is a loving husband and father.”

he, “did not act with any criminal intentions”