I kind of enjoyed Joker, but it’s the worst kind of movie. Which is to say, it’s a film that purports to be about serious things, but doesn’t have anything to say beyond how terrible the way it is, because it can’t commit to anything. The best you can say about it is that it’s an examination of how white male…

Bring back my father.

To go along with a bowl of Bachelor Chow.

Maybe he was just being a shitty human being as research for a book he's writing.

“I swear I had nothing to do with this.”

Heh heh heh.  Oh, white dot with blue tail, will you ever find what you’re looking for?

these shows are great, been watching this one all morning

Was I wrong to be laughing?

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Hey, are you a writer for Westworld?

Ah here’s the twist, everybody else is masturbating furiously outside of the box while you’re in it.

Disney also leaked his employee ID photo:

Ummm, is that The Joker behind her?

I was really pushing for “Death Stare” Luigi

“Stick to candy!”

What happened when I tried to brush my cat....