Yeezus.

I still can’t believe the ego it takes to run in an election with no plan, no ideas, no reason except to sate their own ego.

I hope the first question is, “WHO GIVES A FUCK?”

WOW. That was great. “Y’all are so weird.” Amen.

And there it is. I hope everyone who didn’t vote for Hillary because of their stupid fucking principles sees what happens when you purity test yourself into oblivion. Oh? She didn’t inspire you? Maybe losing your health insurance will inspire you.

This just in: a crime isn’t a crime if the Other does something worse. Film at eleven.

If by “clown” you mean “software the inexperienced employee has to follow while filling the order”, then yes, that’s pretty much exactly what one should expect. In my retail experience, both from watching online grocery shoppers and from working a couple of runs myself, the system doesn’t always have the most logical…

As long as you have some self awareness that you doing this means you’re literally part of the problem, go for it. 

Quibi had bled almost 90% of subscribers once the three-month trial ran out,

Support for Amy Coney Barrett’s confirmation has risen 18 points among Democrats

There’s an easy solution here people. Stop buying 2k games.

I remember when a certain idiot declared “like magic, it will disappear” by summer.

When you purchase a young, fame-hungry Republican, you get sexual misconduct. It’s a two for one deal. Always. 

Remember when we thought this would be over by summer? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Decent human beings don’t endorse homophobia. Or cheat on their wives, for that matter.

Fucking masturbate in the work toilet stalls like a well adjusted person.

There are actually people lining up to defend this idiot! Like, yes, this pandemic has introduced a whole host of challenges, and the necessities of remote work and meetings have left everyone needing to adjust to how they do things. But I can say the easiest part of my workday, every single day, has been not…

It might partially be because he’s wearing that mask upside-down

Am I the only one who thinks his mask looks like a repurposed jockstrap?

Chris Brown is up there too