fuck this kid

yeah when i first turned 18 my dad talked to me about voting. he said that there will never be a candidate that will hit all those points for you (prison reform, healthcare, etc) but you have to pick the candidate that checks the most boxes (bernie) so now we just gotta suck it up and get out there and vote and who…

wait are you a bot?

yeah it’s all day here “i’m sorry but we can’t have any visitors in the back, it’s going to be like this for awhile” and then the yelling starts

i work front desk in a clinic. i spend all day getting yelled at by patients that just can’t handle wearing a mask bc they have “asthma” and “claustrophobia”. i live in the same community that the patients do and i’ve become friendly with most but i’ve realized recently that the best way to handle this is to be stern…

even if someone stole a car, is this how they deserve to be treated? acab

never buy a package with everything coming in a box, there’s barely any QC done with the guitar. you don’t want a beginner to pick up a guitar with an action so high they struggle to press down on the strings

never buy a package with everything coming in a box, there’s barely any QC done with the guitar. you don’t want a…

gwar?

i went out to get a gameshark just so i could play through with specific type teams and it’s been a blast!

pokemon blue on my gameboy! just got a gameshark and want to do a poison team. gonna start with grimer and catch ekans and oddish with GS then I’ll grab zubat bc golbat is underrated 

I’m not 100% but I think only 911 calls made from landlines are traceable 

it’s closer to nationalism really

hey don’t kink shame!

i think you win!

This his new brother Theo Catzman. 

This fluffy idiot loves going on the leash. He'll go to where I keep it and meow and cry until we go outside

i love both oatmeal and soda water :(

that is the hottest gif i’ve ever seen thank you

HOORAY MORE PLASTIC BAGS!

I work in a medical office as clinical staff and I sometimes just can’t believe the conspiracy theories being thrown around the break room by the nursing staff