Life is hard, listen to Teachers’ Lounge

as much as i disliked the second and third films, my love for the first will get me in the theater to see this. also jon is good and i am happy he’s in it

i haven’t watched any of the last season yet so i should probably do that. i think i might be going to hard on the show bc of season 5. i was really bored with it. also, legion definitely deserves to be on this list!

idk, at first i liked silicon valley, now it just seems like entourage but instead of actors losing movies it’s nerds losing a computer company

ugh, the keto diet. tell me again why bananas are bad for me and pepperoni is fine

Slurm from Futurama

for a second i thought Ellen Ripley was Barry

This is Moo Cow in my TV stand

This is Moo Cow

Hey let me know when you come to Syracuse! I have a couch you can sleep on and a mall you can visit. Also, the James street wegmans is right down the road

Ugh finally a little bit of good news today

He’s a great athlete and his performance last night really put him over for me. Can’t wait to see more skateboards and coffin drops!

My brother used to work at one and would bring me bags of mac n cheese that they had heated up didn’t sell. i put on 8 pounds during his tenure at panera

I don’t think hot dogs and sausage sandwiches are what Barry was taking

I threw up mozz sticks back when i was about 12. The cheese had bound together while inside me and i was choking on it when it came back up. My mom pulled out of me what i can only describe as a 5 foot long cheese rope.

Peanut butter is a weird thing to throw up!

god damnit, take your star

i’ve never seen this, thanks for sharing! it’s soooooo freakin’ creepy

how about here in Syracuse?? We’ve had a golden corral for about 5 months so people aren’t fighting while waiting in line anymore

this seems.... fucked up?

this seems.... fucked up?