traded my holographic charizard for a nidorino when i was 8. worst trade ever

FUCK YEAH BABY I AM READY FOR SOME FISHIN’

IDK why but my first thought was Marlboro

I think it’s his cute smile and soft eyes

Corno Pronk feels like a sleeper here. It’s hard to say AND it’s hard to hear. 

I’ve been here my whole life and I’m convinced it’s not a real city. That’s why I don’t pay my parking tickets, baby

He can crash at my place. Heck the whole team can! We can get average bbq and go to the mall!

Wtf is a Lil Xan?

That’s a good doggie!

thank you

Of course the brain trauma argument includes QBs. 

“I love you. I am in love with you.”

Hey great, I’m just starting lunch 

Please post BEFORE my lunch break. 

Do I get a selfie out of it?

This is a great place to spread out, take stock of what ya got, and pump freakin iron for 3 days

Or if it was a sucking chest wound

Joining a new d and d group tonight. Was thinking about using a bard for a character. Your thoughts?