There are a few flaws with this argument that stand out to me (aside from the broad flaw, which is that this is more of a rant that leans on colorful turns of phrase to persuade people than an argument that relies on specific points and evidence that backs those points up).

Or maybe his future will involve going online to write insults of children in the comments section of news stories. That’d be so much cooler, right?

I mean maybe it’s just me, but it’s weird how many of these comments are just insults about this... child.

How is this not the clearest example of workplace sexual harrassment in the history of workplaces? On the one hand you have the most powerful man in the world, and on the other a 22 year old intern who works for him. In what universe is that okay?

I got my wife a ruby white gold engagement ring. She loves it, it was a fraction of the cost of a normal engagement ring, and no blood diamonds. Easy peasy.

I feel like this advice is pretty good for the problem of “my husband plays video games too much” and pretty awful for the writer’s actual problem, which is, “my husband doesn’t want to have sex with me.”

If you do want to carry it on your person, just wear a coat and put it in the coat pocket. That way you can take off the coat to put it through the metal detector, but put it back on right after—reducing the amount of time that you don’t have the ring on your person to the 30 seconds or so when your coat is going…

If it were Dodgers/Yanks it would be literally the #1 and #2 payrolls. Though, the Yankees payroll is a little deceptively high since they’re still paying for a bunch of players (including A-Rod!) who are not on the roster. Nonetheless, the only way to prevent that is to continue to increase profit sharing and luxury…

Judge would probably have made it to 2B, let’s be honest. The ump made the right call. And fuck that fan for interfering.

Oh come on. Sanchez becomes a heel? What about Cabrera?