counterpoint: anyone who thinks they’d do a better job piloting an Eva than Shinji, Asuka, or Rei is deluded.

yeah Wario is dumb and gross, Waluigi is chaotic and surreal.

because we like him.

sweet jesus you are EMPTY inside.

so wait, what do you buy, like knockoff consoles from mall kiosks?

it’s really not...much of a joke? is the thing? maybe workshop it.

because life is hard.

that’s a really good reason to not like a game.

MGS3 had a TON of gameplay. far more than cut scenes.

yeah it’s supposed to put you in her shoes, to make you feel the kills.

I do love the shit you hear on a hot mic. they really did, this looks amazing

if that trailer was for a movie i would see it. holy crap.

literally the first thing I thought of.

was coming here to say that. thank you.

Cibola Burn is gonna require some MONSTER budget.

I love his cowboy twang.

a six-foot-four muscular man from Brussels makes someone a sandwich containing Vegemite.

I loved Heavy Rain but David Cage is an over-serious, boring hack. Super Best Friends have a David Cage Bingo they’re gonna be playing with this game, and i cannot wait.

In general, if you believe you’re “settling” for someone, they’re probably settling for you.

In general, if you believe you’re “settling” for someone, they’re probably settling for you.