he’s one of Biff’s henchmen. very small role.

I personally love him for the couple episodes he plays John Justice Wheeler on Twin Peaks. decent guy, little creepy.

do you know anything about television? about creating a screenplay? you can’t just...shoot a novel....

So ready for this.

Jesus, wow. I dunno if they just 3d modeled that stuff or what, but it looks amazing.

would you believe I considered the same thing?

here’s the thing, though: FF7 really WAS that important. millions of people bought the original Playstation JUST to play 7. people who had never touched an RPG before, who thought they were boring math problems with stories. it brought cinematic storytelling to console RPGs in a way no one ever had before. no one…

some old RPGs have this knack for making you feel like you’re with your friends. My favourite one, Xenogears, does not. Xenogears is inhuman and surreal. FF7 and Chrono Trigger, however, always make you feel like when you’re firing up the console, you’re gonna hang out with your buds again. and that is just so welcome.

that principal shaming those folks made my heart sing. good on you, dude.

because it’s not my job to fix assholes i don’t know. byeeeee.

growing into someone who can handle and enjoy horror films has been one of my finest achievements in life. don’t judge me.

as a fan of the series, i disagree, it’s just recycled moments from two games. I don’t hate it, but it’s a failure.

why would i want to help you? you’re some chucklehead on the internet that thinks he’s cool. I’m also a chucklehead on the internet, but at least I don’t think I’m the guy with all the answers.

I hate golf, but I used to drive the snack cart at a local private club. the whole POINT is that it’s slow, I thought.

is that Boyinaband?

it’s so funny how all the things you’re saying about other people are clearly so true about you. not my problem though, I wash my hands of the whole thing.

ok, son, here’s the deal. you ever heard the expression “the only common denominator in all your failed relationships is you?” no? the basic idea is that if you’re looking for the problem in your life, maybe stop externalizing it. it’s so easy to say everyone else is a moron, everyone else sucks, everyone else is…

no, all it proves is that you’re an asshole who is utterly convinced that he’s smarter than he is. get over yourself.

to be fair, she seems to have oppositional defiant disorder, so it’s not specifically Dr. Phil.

who the fuck lets their NINE YEAR OLD be a rapper?? When I was nine I was reading the Hobbit and studying hieroglyphics and shit.