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I’m certain that everyone around but you is stupid. yeah.

#notallmen, amirite fellas? This guy knows what I’m talking about.

I’m really stoked for City of Posers.

I’m taking this for my new black metal band name.

nobody accused Stephen Universe or April and the Extraordinary World of cultural appropriation, despite there being a lot of anime in their DNA. now that I’ve engaged you on your level, stop being a clown. the world isn’t just rampaging social justice warriors trying to take way your fun. grow up.

nothing says “the spirit of rock and roll rebellion and revolution” to me like Aerosmith, I’ll tell you that for free.

just give him the hook-up and enjoy it together.

do you sit on toilets with your underwear on?

no, absolutely not. I was a singer in a punk band for a few years. i’d write lyrics by sitting with my boombox and cheaply recorded demos, hitting play and pause, rewinding, starting the verse over, etc. sometimes a new song would take me 35-40 minutes to hash out lyrics. other times, it’d take me ten. creativity…

Intellectual property concepts need to be rethought: these are all outmoded, silly concepts of “ownership.”

Perhaps the most naturally expansive voice ever recorded.

I was going to make this exact comment.

I’m 36 next month. when I was a kid, the Simpsons was viewed as a very dangerous, almost punk rock show. they really are being dishonest about the nature of their own show.

you live in the city, don’t you?

that hasn’t happened yet.

I just replace it with “buddy” if it’s gonna fuck my flow up too much on a Dr. Dre track.

I don’t think he sucks, his last album was outrageously smooth.

Many years ago I realised how fucked up it was for white people to use that word and I stopped. I think I’ve only used it in the context of someone else saying it once in the intervening 15 years or so. it’s not cool or funny for white people to say it, it’s just mean and sad.

I mean they’ve gotta be the ones developing the FF7 remake, right?