and can we talk about REVERSE racism for a change??!

Oscar shoulda stuck with Orville Reddenbacher

it sounds like the old SNL skit with Kirstie Alley where alien womens with eyes on their nipples come to earth and promise to give us their superior tech but the male leaders keep staring at their “eyes” and trying to grab them to the point where they leave. (Then a preview for a story about alien women with…

Commandope

i believe it takes a year to get from Winterfell to King’s Landing so every time a character showed up in one place and then the other, a year elapsed in between

remember when in the later seasons of 30 Rock people accused the writers of turning Liz Lemon into Homer Simpson? It’s like that except all the major characters are now Homer Simpson. Think the episode where Homer gathered all the regional Simpsons to find one that wasn’t an idiot that Lisa could look up to. It’s like…

I once heard Philip K. Dick described as a “poor man’s Pynchon” and would describe this film as “90s kid Pynchon”

The look and feel reminded me of Brick, and i’ve also heard the Lebowski and Inherent Vice comparisons. For me, Pynchon’s “The Crying of Lot 49" immediately sprang to mind in how the character just follows an inconsequential conspiracy to the end, with no insight gleaned.

GoT is no longer the most exciting show on TV, and it shows. Once GRRM left it just went down the spiral of tv cliches with the occasionally interesting piece of ASOAIF lore seemingly being revealed but those moment were few and far between. Now it’s just generic Braveheart battles and stupid moments like Theon…

it’s a total red flag for bad faith opinions. Like if someone were to stipulate they’re just against *illegal* immigration but are also all good with recent efforts to curb legal immigration for some odd reason that nobody can figure out.

Did you not get in on that tax cut we all got this year?

mayhaps the Brothers Wayans will return with “Racial Movie” to parody all of them? 

you would think, but instead, The X-Files casted Joel McHale for the role

that’s IPO Tom to you, sir

His deleted scene from Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 still makes me laugh. “Boom! Exploding titty!”

The Rev. Bob Tilton speaking in tongues and spiritually punching congregants never gets old

but the paint isn’t even dry on my Liam Neeson hate picket sign yet

you can call me Dunk Vader

you’re right, the main reason we don’t like him is cause he’s an asshole and his (mostly white mostly male) diehard followers are bigger assholes

Millenials are bringing it back from the dead using witchcraft, which they killed by the way