in Cohen’s defense, it’s hard to top the Roy Moore story that one of his buddies told while endorsing him, the one where they drove to a brothel in Vietnam during the war, but upon finding out there may be children in there, they drove away (but left their one fellow soldier to go in and I think came back to pick him…

no, there’s the party that’s just fine with separating families seeking asylum at the border, and there’s the party that isn’t. (Obama got sued by ICE for trying to prevent that shit) there’s a party that wants to subsidize healthcare partially if not fully, and the party that wants to make it even more expensive and…

I love checking in on Gary Johnson’s twitter now that the election is over. He sure seems to care about what’s happening now what with all the cycling updates he posts, along with generic Libertarian memes. But i’m sure he’s horrified at the family separations going on at the border.

exactly. my friends who were like skeptical but ended up voting for Trump and now keep supporting him (to own the libs, of course) are dead to me. it’s a big world and you can always make more friends. but the MAGAs will only be known to me as “assholes who have hardons for cruelty” whenever they try to change the…

HBO + Lindelof = good chance of regular peenage

the same year the movie that you got your name from was released

in all seriousness, I remember when selling mayo and mustard in the same jar was just a gross gag commercial in Mr. Show.

nope i’m pretty sure they were talking about something else completely and not Raiders

or solo careers

if i were less lazy, i would transcribe that into a Star Wars title crawl and then autotune the audio of Cline reading it to the theme song of “The Greatest American Hero”

FWIW 2 girls 1 cup was just using chocolate mousse

i remember the book had a lot more backstory on Ed Harris’ character in the movie, so maybe it will work. plus, we get a Casey Affleck-free adaptation!

i fear GRRM's involvement in this show is over with as he churns out spinoff ideas and maybe decides to finish writing a book or two

i actually agree with you, but i think this constant daily backlash to a joke that someone found insulting being a major news item is getting tiring and treading on meaningless, and only feeds into the "this is why Trump won" narrative. and now we have a huge problem with a 20 year old SNL skit? in the 90s, SNL skits…

I actually did when I wanted to rewatch the first SNL with Nirvana as musical guest and it featured a Pat sketch. Good episode overall though. So 90s, someone causally drops a "fa**ot" in a skit.

KITH has a hilariously clumsy blackface of Scott Thompson for a skit

I laughed when they went the extra mile to make an opening jingle for Pat.

jokes are offensive to people who are physically or psychologically incapable of laughing

you still cracked up during the Focus Group scene though, right? How can you not when he first foists a (bikini line shaved) cock and balls in the viewers' faces, which then freezes and shouts "Bruno!" from its (lip sync animated) urethra hole?

he would have been the perfect Black Bauer for the new 24 this year, given what the show did for Kiefer's career