isn't now the perfect time for a Drunk Uncle movie? Just recycle the same SNL plot for all their characters and have him save a youth rec center or something while being awful and un-self-aware

but don't 3 million of them need their green card frmo this marriage?

well in this particular bit where he called Trump a "cock holster", he was playing up the fact that he doesn't have to be dignified like a news anchor needs to be when responding to Trump.

semantics? but your example was that people have been hurt by the words "c-sucker" being thrown at them, "cockholster" not as much.

but calling him a doormat would undercut the premise of his rant, which was that Colbert was willing to be undignified in responding to Trump to make up for John Dickerson and the rest of the press who do try to remain dignified in the face of his ridiculousness. bad words are funny. sorry.

yeah but AVClub doesn't have a section titled "Black Crime" so it's not an exact comparison

but straight dudes can also like sucking dick too, cause it's 2017

to be fair, Colbert said "cock holster" which makes it funny again cause it's not a banal and overused word

When do the other lawsuits begin? Chobani guy isn't going all in so we need to fundraise for some lawsuits I think.

from what i've heard, lots of lawsuits. i think there's been some success with it in Wisconsin and maybe some other states, but it seems expensive and technical.

"It's going to be a maze!" *points at swastika tattoo on chest*

I'm sure he'll be filling up shopping mall auditoriums from coast to coast.

Well he has said he wanted to try and fix the gerrymandering problem that the GOP has taken advantage of. Maybe he'll team up with Arnold Schwarzenegger, who has made similar statements.

correct, which is why i tried to make a joke about it up there. ah well i tried.

I can see Richard's decentralized New Internet giving way to the unfettered exchange of fake news and conspiracy theories, resulting in the world of Idiocracy.

maybe it's cause i'm older and have more refined tastes as an older gentleman, but Carrie Coon clearing the house with the shotgun while in her winter wear was hot

Review did it first

these info wars can spend my ass pennies for all i care

i hate the old "/s" cause i think it should be obvious when i'm being sarcastic, but this generation of broken-ass kids who were socialized more online than off is proof enough for me that it'd be prudent to start doing those

okay so i agree with Olberman on a few things but his profile picture of himself wrapped in a U.S. flag is still too much