Don't you get it? WE'RE the walking dead! The walking dead are people! People!

easy there, you're talking to someone in the midst of MRA internet radicalization

It was kinda long, wish someone would cut it up a bit

Malvert sometimes pee red!

well Trump would like to deport 11 million if he could, but he'll start with 3 for now

"Well you're gonna have to read stuff every day…"

nah

THE FASCIST PRESIDENT-ELECT READS INFOWARS AND IS GOING TO TELL ALL HIS VOTERS TO READ THAT OVER ACTUAL NEWS

a cum dumpster?

i've been thinking the same thing, or also "alleged billionaire"

yeah it's really just tossing a random vote for the greater of two goods

I think the "sneaky" aspect is that Obama tried to fast-track it and get it passed, but i think it got Streisand Effected.

ALL OVER YOUR CHEST!

i discovered Jones in 2003, back when he didn't think al Qaeda existed (cause it was all a CIA operation). But now he definitely believes ISIS exists, so i just wish someone would ask him about that.

it was to make up for declining revenues after the "Big Johnson" t-shirt craze died down

"uuuuuuuuunbreakable! They alive, dammit!"

Ronson recently put out a free kindle book follow-up called "The Elephant in the Room" which follows up on his and Jones' relationship, along with some good stuff about him meeting Glenn Beck and stuff.

or maybe he doesn't have capillaries cause he's a lizard

You don't think he can do both at the same time? Stamina!!

yeah i was kinda disappointed Eric Andre didn't bring out his A-game (or even some Bird Up?ing) while at the GOP convention. Jones actually mistook him for Trevor Noah when he called him "Daily Show Guy", which I think more people should know.