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i do sometimes miss the cast from that era, but i can go without any more of those skits (or the Lawrence Welk ones where Kristen Wiig has the small hands)

all wrong, the correct question was "Who is Fatty Arbuckle?"

maybe stop after giving us an SNL movie based on the dancing tracksuit afro dude he played on "What Up With That?"?

24: Generations

remember when that was the craziest thing to happen to the Republican party in a given calendar year?

yeah i definitely think this was a shoddy way to run the feature, since it didn't take into account human biases; but it's not unreasonable to exclude links to Brietbart or Dailykos or Huffpost or other blog/aggregate sites that aren't doing the actual reporting themselves.

cause they're so PC

there's nothing Republicans hate more than a private corporation exercising autonomy over its own content

or 200 of those water-powered jetpacks

It'd be easier to look like Jim Lee drawings, just botox key areas and do the Blue Steel face from "Zoolander" a lot

you weren't reminded of the alternate universe shift when you saw how they spell "The Berenstain Bears" differently now?

my dream is an X-Force movie where all the actors have to inject their muscles with synthol (stuff that lazy douchebags use to look "swole" but also "anatomically incorrect") and have ILM comp rocks in front of every foot that's in a shot

wait… Billy Zane was in this as the same guy in Titanic! You're right!

Lara Flynn Boyle and Moira Kelley should both come back as Donna and work in a parent-trap plot.

Anyone remember when she masqueraded as a Japanese man for a few episodes? Maybe this show wasn't as great as we all remember…

Bee's the best one right now, too. The only one with an original voice and vicious wit. I like Oliver but he's fallen into the TDS template of "read headline, explain situation using pop culture metaphor" and it gets kinda old. Noah is fine too but still feels like he's just reading American writer's material and only

upvoted for avoiding hacky "Sex and the City" joke

he would get fired after forcing too many crewmembers to get on Amtrak trains at gunpoint

he's a father figure for Tommen

i think it's kinda cute <3