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Part of me was hoping this was a crappy "Great Job Internet" mashup edit of Chris Hansen and the Predator.

and the head's up warning posts ripple throughout 4chan…

That's like mixing Oliver Stone and Spielberg up.

little did he know that 1994's True Romance would later be recognized by film scholars as the best movie ever made ever

a house of Cosbys

More like Saturday Night Jive Turkey!

other way around, the money from the film factored into one of the character's backstory in Season 1

Why? With Hannibal Burress?

Panel, panel, panel. Let's panel!

He was really funny and pretty chill on Getting Doug With High. My favorite part was when Doug Benson kept poorly trying to explain how to use the various bubblers and bongs to Jeselnik, and he said, "If you had to explain to a room full of people how to breathe, you would have a room full of suffocated people." or

Hey, don't talk to The Frugal Gourmet like that!

so how bout that Three's Company where Ritter's ball hangs out eh? *wipes eye*

The thing is, it's so much bad stuff that it ends up being a great film. I recently rewatched it in all its ridiculous glory and it holds up. Like the part where they're about to get kidnapped by goons so Bruce quickly packs C4 he found right behind the keyhole of a trunk and shuts it, and then tells the goons that

His privilege doth gets checked often.

35+ year old, spotted! Pleased to meet you! *shakes dick*

I nominate Damon Lindelof to Exec Produce this, and I'm not even kidding.

It was straight to DVD, and came packaged in those cheap flimsy DVD boxes… the kind that shred.

"The franchise is toast!"

I heard they wanted Philip Glass to compose the score but then Willis was all like "Glass? Who gives a shit about Glass?"

James Franco