GOD!!!*

I’ve always assumed it was a secret community service agreement for some hushed up transgression. But I’m probably too cynical, your interpretation is almost certainly better.

This...this is better than the original. +1 Vaseline filled glove.

maybe ?

Jesus fucking Christ that was fantastic. +all of them

Fantastic. I’m giggling like a fool in my office.

“They fell into a silence. They looked at one another, amazed. This kinja they had never really believed in was coming true.” +1

Tell me about the homers again, Skipper.

this is so, so good. +1 for a solid a literary reference.

+1 Of Mice and Berman

“Go on,” said Berman. “How it’s gonna be. We gonna get a little place.”

maybe last year?

Old bloviating idiots never die, they just fade away.

Future generations of NFL fans may not know which team circles their wagons best. I envy them.

What will I do without my weekly reminder about the condition of the turf in Green Bay?

“He will also offer opinion and perspective on historical events in the NFL”

In about ten years, Berman will simply be an amorphous skin puddle, emitting vague noises and grunts.

Justice Garland is out indefinitely.

Involuntary ballslaughter.

Joe Montana was ideally suited for Bill Walsh’s West Coast system, which used short passes to take advantage of bigger, slower defenses. He had Jerry Rice, John Taylor, and Roger Craig. He played in an NFC West that included the shit-ass Rams, Falcons, and Saints. Before he joined the Niners, Steve Young went 3-16…