Go back and listen to August and Everything After again, with an open mind if you can manage it, and then remind yourself that it was released in 1993. That album owns and was ahead of its time.

He and Ms. Pac Man have been fighting a lot too.

“He was so quiet and reserved.”

SMH, it’s never the guys you expect

Usually unwise to pick up so many discarded Trojans.

+50% of his assets.

49ers remind me of the Knicks so much it’s scary. Both are run by legacy sons born on third base who think they’ve hit a triple. Baalke=Isiah Thomas. Both are insecure arrogant assholes whose one skill was kissing junior’s ass. Both had to leave before the populace arrived with pitchforks.

And the Eagles wish a Happy New Year to all their enemies at the Inquirer who lost so badly they don’t know what to do. Love!

Goddamn, Talib is an asshole.

I always wonder, since people don’t really buy batteries anymore (now that everything has rechargeable batteries) do stores in Philly just stock batteries for the purpose of hucking?

The Eagles are taking media tips from the Trump staff. Expect a gloating tweet from the Eagles account about how the Inquirer is a losing paper later tonight.

The Lord replied:
“My precious Tebow, I love you and would
never leave you.
During your times of bowl game analysis,
when you heard only one set of approaching footsteps, it was then
that I blocked for you.”

Pandas are overrated anyways. They eat trees and don’t like to fuck.

+1 Jesus at left guard

It’s like I said last year: Happy New Year, Gawker. We’ll always have each other.

If you try to hit Tim Tebow on his blindside, you better be ready for God to be blocking.

I say this without the thinnest shred of sarcasm or snark. I honestly think that anyone who eats boogers has serious mental health issues.

Terrible pad level. He must have learned that technique from watching Planet Earth II.

Russian officials later said it was an honest mistake they didn’t catch it earlier but, they were so convinced the government’s top scientists were so tied up in polonium poisoning research, they truly believed there weren’t enough resources available to carry out such a large doping operation at the same time.

Russia’s systematic cheating had only made international news because Rodchenkov had acted as a whistleblower.