They seem about as Seeger as anyone can get.

That’s not fair, Ryan won almost half the time!

Rex will be back on his feet in no time!

It’s almost like big talk and wacky hijinks don’t mean shit when you can’t back them up with winning!

“We shoulda had more time.”

Wow, BOTH Ryans. This is a great weight off of the Bills shoulders.

Coach: “Who owns Nickelodeon? I don’t know.”

• “HELD DOWN IN ART CLASS, CLASSMATE SHOVED SEQUINS DOWN THROAT”

Question for the author and audience alike: if you could pick one person, living or dead, to read these aloud, who would it be?

“Per patient” is ED charting speak for “this patient is full of shit.”

“PUT A PENCIL UP RECTUM TO MAKE BOWEL MOVEMENT TO GET GAUZE PATIENT SWALLOWED TO COME OUT”

Champion.

“SMILEY HAND TOY FROM VENDING MACHINE, MOM NOTED A RUBBER HAND PROTRUDING FROM RECTUM”

• “ICE PICK IN RECTUM TO PUSH HEMORRHOIDS BACK IN”

Could happen.

The fact that I have put my golden in a hat just for laughs hits to close to home

I mean, going back to last year they have lost their last four games.

+1 blown 3-1 lead

If there’s anything we know about Durant and the Warriors, they only really start losing it from game 5 on.

I’ve heard a lot of guys brag that if they ran, they’d trip over their own dick, but this is the first time I’ve actually seen it happen.