Robert Downey Jr. stole all of Hawkeye’s best shit: The cockiness, the wisecracks, the desire to reform his reputation, the needling of Captain America that concealed a genuine admiration. I wasn’t as bothered by the deletion of Hawkeye’s criminal past, since special ops/spies can have shameful pasts and regrets too.…
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Marvel completely dropped the ball with Hawkeye, here. Age of Ultron, giving him a family, and his “retired/not retired” schtick from Civil War were just huge missteps for the character. They ought to make a movie from Fraction’s run—have him get divorced, and make the movie him and Kate (and pizza dog) versus an…
Racism is prejudice + power. There is no systemic force that reinforces black supremacy or protects black people simply by virtue of being black, therefore racism doesn’t apply to black people.
To prevent my own butthurt I read this statement as “black people cannot benefit from institutional racism in the United States as the system in this nation is biased in favor of white people”.
What old man complaints have become your go-tos as you’ve gotten older?
The 2022 World Cup will take place in monuments of human sacrifice.
Honestly I wish they would remove the fantastic beasts part and just focus on Dumbledore and Grindelwald. Also remove Johnny Depp and bring back Colin Farrell.
“Most men think this is what sex is”
The Giants will probably be so happy to see evidence that OBJ isn’t gay that they’ll let the drugs thing slide.
I too love TBL and feel Fargo is massively overrated. My sword is yours.
There’s no way to say this without sounding like That Guy, so I will now own being That Guy in this instance.
Don’t forget beer snobs. Anyone who refuses to drink anything but craft beers isn’t a drinker at all.
Man fuuuuuuuuccckkkkkk the cast iron truthers. I mean in general; there’s a whole mythology surrounding cast iron pans rivaling samurai swords in terms of how it reflexively makes me do the wanking motion.
This is phenomenal work.
Allow me to submit that the middle seat is actually the underrated one, at least for a human of broad shoulders, twitchy back, and antisocial disposition. Aisle, the obvious choice, subjects you to knee, ankle, and shoulder abuse at the hands of the cart and other passengers. Window, the overrated torture chair, sucks…
These marinara truthers clock in somewhere between CrossFit zombies and “I don’t even own a television” snobs for sheer punchability.
Every sauce nerd in this thread: shut up. Just shut the hell up. If there was a way to reply to all of you en masse, I would. But I can’t, so OP it is. I don’t want to hear one fucking word about how mew mew mew, pasta sauce is so easy to make, my version is fast and better and healthy, mew mew mew.
Maybe someone will have a negative reaction, but you’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
Scuse me while I whip this out!